laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck

A common South Africa saying that describes a person who is laughing uncontrollably.

Blair told Ryan the definition of a dirty felcher and started laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck.

by jdddog December 05, 2011

girls who eat carrots

The title says it all

She is one of the girls who eat carrots

by KarateJoe9000 March 30, 2021

Every stick needs a carrot

A statement demonstrating that some nouns can not subsist without a modifier. A stick simply can not exist without an essence of gum-ness or match-ness or in this case, carrot-ness, whereas a carrot can exist without an essence of stick-ness.

Bobby: I’m going to bomb my exam today.
Sue: What class is it in?
Bobby: What does it matter?
Sue: Well Bobby, every stick needs a carrot.

by Taloosa April 23, 2008

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.

Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.

by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010

I like girls who eat carrots

Joke said by Louis Tomlinson, member of One Direction.

Boys: *sitting on stairs*

Louis: “I like girls who eat carrots!”

Boys: *eyeroll cuz they know that Louis.is.gay*

by iCuddleLarry February 17, 2021

i like girls who eat carrots

girls who like dick.

liam: “what does one direction look for in a girl.”
louis: “I like girls who eat carrots.”

by user666999420 April 26, 2021

Dangling from his neck carrots

When someone is so obsessed with someone that said person is a dangling carrot to them mixed with the person wanting to hang from their neck like a koala bear and be next to them at all times.

All those Beliebers are dangling from his neck carrots

by dontworrybeyonce October 03, 2014