certifiedsoniclover

Super nice person and a lego ninjago fan! Em is super cool and rich! em is the best person to be around

P1: Have you heard of certifiedsoniclover?

P2: Of course I have! Em is the coolest person I know!

by onaschl August 10, 2022

certified boy lover

A certified boy lover is a person who loves one of three boys (or, if you’re lucky, all three) These boys are, Tyler the Creator, Frank Ocean and Steve Lacy. Only hot bitches are boy lovers, so if you find yourself one, hide them in your basement, play Xbox with them, listen to ‘in search of’ and eat donuts while conversing over what church does.

Jay: Damn that girl’s so different and quirky
Jae: Yeah, she definitely a certified boy lover, look, she’s listening to Frank right now.

by certifiedboylover August 24, 2022

certifiedjoeymoment

When something interesting happens you add on with this saying

“My dog died”, “thats a certifiedjoeymoment”

by stormraidergd959 September 20, 2022

Certified duluth tough guy

Adam ames

Watch out that's Adam ames he's a certified duluth tough guy.

by Traversme October 2, 2022

Cartilation

When Playboi Carti's music finally makes sense and you transcend to another state of being.

Gigachad has airpods in and looks like he's having an encounter with god.

Dude 1: Yo what's up with him

Dude 2: oh he's just having a Cartilation

Dude 1: Oh shit good for him

by exoss October 3, 2022

Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teachers must be a certified idiot; he doesn’t know that five is less than six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022

Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teacher must be a certified idiot; he cannot count to six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022