British online friend

A British online friend will most likely be a little crazy. But, they will be loyal and always stick by your side. Often way to hard on themselves but very encouraging to others. Make sure you remind them how amazing they are every once in a while. They will feel like family to you and they are, maybe not blood but they are your chosen family.

My British online friend is such an amazing person, I never want to lose touch with them.

by Raybear☀️ March 6, 2023

British door nail

When two people have intercourse against a British door.

As we left the pub, we caught Emily catching a British door nail.

by kate gangsta! May 20, 2010

British firing squad

When a bunch of men line up shoulder to shoulder and time a massive ejaculation on a victim blindfolded some distance away. Named for the similarly to the firing squads used by the British in the late 1700s.

Paulo, Christian, Vertis and I decided to give some whore we found the British firing squad treatment.

by Glock the Cock August 3, 2015

British-American standoff

The British-American standoff is a situation in chess, where one side has lost the queen and the other side lost two towers.

-Yestarday, Tommy and I played chess.
-Was it intense?
-Yes, we ended up in the British-American standoff quite early.

by MeavyHetal September 12, 2022

British/Indian Jackass

A person who rages, stresses out or cries while gaming ( typically in first person/third person shooters. eg: CoD, Fortnite, Free Fire )

Favourite phrases are: "kontol", "Mother...", "Camper" and so on. The phrase "Chicken" was used by the ancient B/I Jackasses.

Person A: "Mother..."
Person B: "You British/Indian Jackass"

by Kuntul69 December 30, 2020

blind British fuck

both people put on blind folds and you fill your partners ass-holes with tea and you try and dunk a biscuit in the persons asshole and eat it

" I heard Kisha and becky tried the blind British fuck last night" "what slags"

by 2jul0 July 19, 2021

British Medical Journal

Originally the name of a tabloid magazine written for those in the medical profession. Now, it merely refers to subscriptions that you're still paying for and receiving in your mail - these of which you neither have the time to read nor ever intend to do so.

I'm getting bored of this trashy fashion magazine that I've stupidly subscribed to two months ago. It's such a British Medical Journal!

by Morbus February 24, 2013