Brandon

He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming

Do you hear a fire alarm going off Brandon... no that’s just my kids crying

by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 20, 2020

Brandon

Just an ordinary savage.
A.k.a crazy motherfucker

Brandon is a savage

by Ffru re dc ht June 2, 2018

Brandon

Small Asian guy with hair longer than my dick.

Brandon is Brandon

by Small Dick Boi February 4, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a very kind and loving guy he has lots of friends and is really tall and athletic He will do anything to keep his girl happy but once you get to know him you will realize that he is kinda of a dick and pretty fake

Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive

You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/

by Man I love chicken strips June 14, 2019

Brandon

A good guy. The good guy in the bunch. A guy that’s just good. One in a dozen good guy. 10/10 good guy quality. Quality over quantity good guy.

That’s Good Guy Brandon over there! He’s really a good guy!

by Tinn02 April 17, 2022

Brandon

Synonym for a loser nobody likes

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.

Nobody likes Brandon, I don’t wanna be like Brandon

by Mr_Goosey February 7, 2022

Brandon

Is a snazzy friend but he is definitely not as cool as trinity.

"Wow brandon you are cool"
"Thanks but trinity is better"

by Trinityy138 June 15, 2018