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Brandon

An amazing human being who has a large penis brandon is the best person in the entire world
by Yourmum1019/11 August 20, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon acts like he’s a jerk at first but when you get to know him he is the most amazing guy ever he is caring and sweet and if u are lucky enough to date him you better not let him go because people like him are hard to find he has an attitude sometimes but he will make sure to turn right around and apologize if he upset you he is very sporty and loves baseball and basketball he’s an awesome friend and all in all a pretty cool guy when you tell him he is amazing he dosnt believe you he is always picking out his flaws but his flaws are what makes Brandon Brandon
Girl1:Did you see Brandon today
Girl2:yeah his crush is so lucky

Girl1:yeah she really is
by @Hannah_love cats12131415 April 23, 2019
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Brandon

A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.
Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
by GG4U May 21, 2019
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Brandon

A fat fuck who never knows when or how to shut the fuck up and always dick rides new people they meet
Person 1: do you Brandon is?
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah

Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
by Fuck-me1837 November 13, 2020
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Brandon

Someone who loves Kayla more.
Brandon In fact fact does love Kayla more.
by Brando2611 October 14, 2019
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Brandon

Absolute Fuck Up. Most likely has acne. Also he is trash at sports game ex: NBA 2k FIFA
Brandon is a fuck up
by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a sweet and caring guy. He always makes everyone happy and loved. He always has a joke and makes everyone happy cry. If someone has a Brandon in their life they are the luckiest person in the WORLD! If YOU have a Brandon in your life treat him well and with respect in every way! He is full of happiness and determination.🎆
Katie: Hey have you seen that Brandon guy!
Rose: Yeah he's is sweet!
Katie: I know right!!
by Bunnylifexoxo May 1, 2021
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