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Harry Bounce

A physics-defying miracle reserved for that one guy who is so stupidly lucky it makes everyone around him question their own life choices. A Harry Bounce is when someone hits an atrocious shot, makes a terrible decision, or screws up royally — and the universe immediately rewards him instead of punishing him, like it’s his personal assistant.

Named after Harry, a man who can nuke a golf ball into a zip code marked “Lost Forever,” only for it to trampoline off three trees, clip a squirrel, and roll out to the center of the fairway with perfect yardage.

Happens in every part of his life:
blows off responsibilities → gets praised
shows up late → gets the best spot
orders wrong item → gets upgraded for free

He is, without explanation, the human embodiment of a glitch in the simulation.
Ben: “Bro, Harry just hit a driver so far left it needed a passport.”
Ryan: “Relax… watch the Harry Bounce.”
(Ball pinballs through the forest like it owes him money, rolls to 95 yards out.)
Ben: “I swear this dude is cheating at life.”
Nik: “He could fall down a flight of stairs and land with a free drink in his hand.”
by Diesel!! November 30, 2025
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Harry Bounce

A cosmic stroke of outrageous good luck, named after the guy who somehow turns every disaster into a win. A Harry Bounce happens when someone screws up, hits it sideways, or makes a terrible decision — yet the universe immediately fixes it for them and hands them a perfect outcome anyway.

Originates from golf: when Harry blasts a ball deep into the trees and, instead of dying there like a normal shot, it ricochets back out and rolls to the middle of the fairway. Happens in every part of his life: traffic, work, relationships, food orders, you name it — if it should’ve gone wrong, a Harry Bounce magically saves it.
Ben: “Dude, Harry just snap-hooked his drive into the woods.”
Ryan: “Nah, watch this… Harry Bounce.”
(Ball rockets off a branch and rolls to 110 yards, dead center.)
Ben: “Unreal. If I hit that shot, I’m re-teeing.”
Nik: “Guy lives in a force field. Bad things literally can’t stick.”
by Diesel!! November 30, 2025
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Bounce bath

Using a fabric softener sheet to hide your stench when you don't have time for a shower.
Lindsay does so many Walks of Shame that she must be queen of the Bounce Bath.
by ReillyJ525 June 10, 2010
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bounce back

The raw, relentless act of rebuilding yourself after life has shattered you. It’s staring down the wreckage of your life and then busting your ass every day to rebuild it. It's digging deep. It's going from nowhere to somewhere, powered by your own damn self. The bounce back is when you quit digging the hole and claw your way out of it. It’s the quiet war you wage every day — not for applause, but to prove you never needed them anyway.

Respect the bounce back.
"Despite how bad things got , she was determined to bounce back like her life depended on it. Because it did.
by Danny Joe Miller June 7, 2025
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bounce

getting rejected / someone doesn't approve of soemthing you asked for
yo I asked my mama if I can go out tonight and she bounced me
by sa kool kid November 13, 2018
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wiki bounce

The process of going from Wikipedia page to Wikipedia page by clicking on embedded links, learning about stuff you never cared about before.
I did a wiki bounce from "Fantasy lsland" from the "Love Boat" page, then I clicked on the name of the actor from "Mr. Belvedere", which led me to the page for "Buck Rogers", and that's how I learned that the dude who did the voice for Bugs Bunny was the same guy who played that robot.
by Big Bear 437 September 21, 2013
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Bounce

Bounce is a dryer sheet that works in the dryer making your cloth feel soft and leaving a Outdoor Fresh scent
by Corey Edwards June 9, 2022
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