Bone Alarm

Morning wood, morning glory, bit of a stiffy in the morning.

Holey moley vik, I woke up to a raging bone alarm.

by mjmjmjmjmjmj November 10, 2011

tt bone

Another word for vagina, pussy

Edd: She’s real immature but she thinks she’s grown.

Ted: Yeah dawg, she still got PP on her TT Bone

by Skeezer the Seventh April 18, 2022

shin-bone

part of the body used to find furnature in the dark.

When I am drunk and walking through the house in the dark I use my shin-bone to guide me. *Thank you Fiona*

by Gee Burrz January 16, 2011

bone lumber

a larger than average penis

As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

boning down

Fucking!

They broke up a few months ago, but they're still boning down!

by if6wus9 September 17, 2013

Bone Collect

To hook up with a girl just to increase the number of people you've slept with

Bone Collectorbone collector: "So I bone collected this girl last night and I slipped out while she was asleep. All I left was a business card that said 'You've been collected' on the front and on the back I wrote 'don't call me'"

BC's Friend: You are SUCH a douche

by Gloucester March 15, 2009

T-bone

A very abnormally tOlL male speciman who has a very small ;). Also has scary scary deep male voice and likes to date girls with the same sounding names (ex. Jessie, Jaycee, Josie). Will 10/10 screw you over

Speciman 1: OH MY GOD you should totally date him !!

Speciman 2: U THOT he’s such a T-bone !! Not even close to boyfriend material

by Hehehe112 October 8, 2018