The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".
Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.
It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.
It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
by Dr Suffering June 16, 2010
Get the Kentucky Fried Assholemug. When a high quality meme is screen shot, reposted and re-filtered so many times over that it has a yellowish, low quality resolution and looks like it was deep fried.
Guy: "Man, go like that meme I posted."
Guy 2: "Nah man, that shit a deep fried meme, I like my memes fresh."
Guy 2: "Nah man, that shit a deep fried meme, I like my memes fresh."
by Memegod420 November 21, 2016
Get the deep fried mememug. The easiest food to make you only need egg, fried and rice if you can't do it u fuck up u parents are going to disown u!
by little blue blob January 22, 2021
Get the Egg fried ricemug. 
When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".
Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!
by Kestutis October 20, 2010
Get the Fried Dough Shitstormmug. Blasphemy - An alternative to "Jesus H Christ," often used as an expletive when conveying sentiments that a situation that is "f*cked," niggerish (horrible and wrong), or is the result of nigger-type behavior, such as laziness, lack of motivation to do things correctly, or lack of self responsibility, or self cognizance.
NOT related to nigger fried chicken, which is of course, self explanatory.
NOT related to nigger fried chicken, which is of course, self explanatory.
*A car wreck occurs, because some thing is in the fast lane, driving 60 MPH, and not respectful enough to move, so a car passes it on the inside lane, and a car wreck occurs. The thing piddles on by in the fast lane, unaware of the wreck it caused.
Passer-by: "Nigger Fried Christ!"
Passer-by: "Nigger Fried Christ!"
by Plantation Master Timmy October 28, 2010
Get the Nigger Fried Christmug. AVERAGE CONVO FOR GOIN TENNESSE FRIED CHICKEN:
abdi: oi you goin tennesse?
abdi2: wallahi i will if you give me 10p
abdi: cant wallahi aint got enough
abdi2: oi allow me like i need 10p for strip burger meal
abdi: soz wallahi i jus gave 10p to that other malli
abdi: oi you goin tennesse?
abdi2: wallahi i will if you give me 10p
abdi: cant wallahi aint got enough
abdi2: oi allow me like i need 10p for strip burger meal
abdi: soz wallahi i jus gave 10p to that other malli
by SimpleEnglish101 June 2, 2013
Get the Tennesse fried chickenmug.