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Bald Eagle Johnson

Bald Eagle Johnson is a descriptive term or pejorative of a black woman who wears a hair hat instead of her real hair.
Dr. D Fraud: Hey playa whatcha doin this weekend?

Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
by DrDFraud April 23, 2021
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disco bald

when a light reflects off of a bald man's head and illuminates the room
the room was instantly lit up when the sun shined through the window onto his head because he was disco bald
by pseudowoodoRoute36 February 18, 2017
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Bald Orloff

When you shave each other’s nuts and then, using the shaving lotion as lubricant, you slide your balls into each other’s asshole. This typically works best with two older men.
Hey Brian. Let’s go the the bathroom and slide into a bald Orloff
by Carlos Carlos August 26, 2022
mugGet the Bald Orloffmug.

bald water

When you're BALD.
lmao ur so BALD WATER. go get some hair, trash L.
by anonymous March 14, 2021
mugGet the bald watermug.

bald ass honkey

Joe: what's that over there
Mike: that's a BALD ASS HONKEY!
by Joe Noe May 16, 2016
mugGet the bald ass honkeymug.

Bald Hillary

Bald Hillary is a funny girl who is very cute and is missy and is very very bald and is related to Jocelyn and Sierra.
Nanana BALD HILLARY
by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020
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