Bald Eagle Johnson is a descriptive term or pejorative of a black woman who wears a hair hat instead of her real hair.
Dr. D Fraud: Hey playa whatcha doin this weekend?
Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
by DrDFraud April 23, 2021
Get the Bald Eagle Johnsonmug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 11, 2025
Get the .9.Adjua, Bald, Cuba, Dominican Republic.9.mug. the room was instantly lit up when the sun shined through the window onto his head because he was disco bald
by pseudowoodoRoute36 February 18, 2017
Get the disco baldmug. When you shave each other’s nuts and then, using the shaving lotion as lubricant, you slide your balls into each other’s asshole. This typically works best with two older men.
by Carlos Carlos August 26, 2022
Get the Bald Orloffmug. 
Get the bald watermug. by Joe Noe May 16, 2016
Get the bald ass honkeymug. Bald Hillary is a funny girl who is very cute and is missy and is very very bald and is related to Jocelyn and Sierra.
by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020
Get the Bald Hillarymug.