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Australian Teachers

A gronk who will make you want to gouge your eyes out. You can bully a cunt and they will just watch but wear grey socks on a white sock day you'll get fucking sent to the rape dungeon for the teachers to sate their sick child vore fantasies.
Bill: Hey Jimmy you fucking retarded ass bitch I'm gonna rape your fucking mum.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.
by DarkOmega367 May 6, 2020
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Australians

they had a war with emus and lost
OH NO THERE GO THEM AUSTRALIANS
by Ciquante dix-neuf March 8, 2022
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Australian Yawn

Dude, last night during sex my girl Australian Yawned on my dick!!
Wow dude, that's so hot!!
by mamamusa June 4, 2017
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Australian picnic

Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!
by SunshineRae February 17, 2019
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Australians

Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree.
"Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree." - RussianBadger
by WhiskeyPete July 5, 2025
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Australian Language

The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism
‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian

‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’
by AustralianLinguist February 27, 2022
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Australian Kiss

"Ben gave Lizzy an Australian kiss for the first time the other day..."
by hayhayslayer December 30, 2016
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