Apple tax

the steeper price paid for Apple products in comparison to the equally effective products of competitors.

The Apple tax hits users in the wallet.

by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2011

Cracked the Apple

A maneuver initiated during an intimate table dance at a topless gentlemen's club aka 'shaker bar'. This maneuver begins when the female entertainer faces you directly and while in close proximity, you reach back with both hands and grab her buttocks, spreading her cheeks wide apart in a smooth, controlled and deliberate motion. Typical response to this action is pure disgust and/or expulsion from the club, and in rare cases utter enjoyment for both.

During our trip to Cabo San Lucas, Ted Cracked the Apple when he visited the Sheet Room at Mermaids.

by Little Butch May 23, 2006

apple booty

Nice booty big booty

Boy said i had an apple booty!

by KaylaPooh October 9, 2006

Mud Apple

NOUN: Poop, #2, the ol' brown log, crap. Usually a firm one that's a little more on the round side of things.

He's in there cuttin' a mud apple.

by Ostrich Sack February 22, 2006

milk apple

Any man who is a simp, pussy beggar and mangina.

Zephanorion is a milk apple bitch.

by Johmmy Midnight July 1, 2017

green apple

a juicy round green lump of fruit

granny smith yummmmmmmmmmmmm

by kirsty p May 2, 2003

Apple Mac

The Apple mac is a computer introduced by the Apple Corp. in 1984. It was Apple's breakthrough home computer as it was fairly inexpensive. Despite this, it was overtaken in popularity by the introduction of Windows and the PC. Today, it is loathed and loved by many. It is mostly used for artistic purposes such as movie and picture editing and it uses this as its main argument in the PC v Mac war. Personally, I prefer PC. I was put off Mac due to the annoying Mac fan boys that have had a mouth to asshole transplant and are spewing crap all over me. I do however, have a lot of respect for the Mac computer.

Person: So what do you think of the Windows XP?

Mac Fan boy: z0mfg mac is FTW cuz it5 so 1337 c0mpar3d to j00 st00pid PC lulz. i c4n mak3 3pic m0vi3s.

Person: Tell me, why do i hang out with you? I mean Apple Mac's are good but seriously.

by Tremaine1 April 26, 2008