multidimensional purse aliens

um in a world where em have no meaning
multidimensional purse aliens aim to en-
hance the dimensions of meaninglessness
to the next schrizo billable level. oh shuks

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by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025

Alien off

Insult your friends without them even knowing!

Alien off Will

by Damian1_3 May 28, 2018

alien

my name is baldnora. i'm a alien from space outer

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by baldnora January 8, 2024

Alien

Aliens are people which are smarter than Ratty, but dumber than Nerd. They're in the middle.

Alien: 17×3=51.

Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?

Alien: I'm kicking your ass.

Nerd: Ahh! Run away!

Ratty: Must get swole!

Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.

Ratty: 5. Need wilk!

Ratty: *lift weights.

Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.

Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.

Alien: *Modafinil wears off.

Alien: *Lifts weights.

Alien: I'm buff.

Ratty: I'm swole.

Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.

Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!

Nerd: *Getting stronger.

Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.

Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.

by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024

Alien

A subhuman moron that lost owc 2018 and turned his back on his friends

-Yo wtf is this Alien?
-YO WTF ITS ALIEN HE LOST OWC XD

by Micky :) April 30, 2019

Alien Hominid Invasion

A terrible remake of one of the best games ever made by the Behemoth

guy 1: "i love alien hominid invasion, its my favorite videogame of all time"
guy 2: "im gonna jerk off inside you tonight"

by ticorza September 12, 2023

Alien Bath

Someone has beauty that is out of this world.

That woman is an alien bath.

by Mr me Mr me August 8, 2022