Alien Skulls

Another name for money

I bought a new shirt, but that shit cost me 30 alien skulls

by Marloooo May 4, 2011

Alien Bath

Someone has beauty that is out of this world.

That woman is an alien bath.

by Mr me Mr me August 8, 2022

alien

The fictional character in sci-fi movies who mainly speaks English because its scriptwriter is simply too "lazy" to invent a new fictional language

In every sci-fi film, the alien always speaks perfect English; it’s like the scriptwriter was too lazy to create a real language—guess we'll just call that alien convenience!

by Emotional Cruiser November 7, 2025

alien mayonaise

a gemma that eats mayo from a aliens dick

ryan was such a baby i made him drink my alien mayonaise

by aasshrekwrekraplh March 11, 2020

Alien

A subhuman moron that lost owc 2018 and turned his back on his friends

-Yo wtf is this Alien?
-YO WTF ITS ALIEN HE LOST OWC XD

by Micky :) April 30, 2019

Alien Hominid Invasion

A terrible remake of one of the best games ever made by the Behemoth

guy 1: "i love alien hominid invasion, its my favorite videogame of all time"
guy 2: "im gonna jerk off inside you tonight"

by ticorza September 12, 2023

Alien

Aliens are people which are smarter than Ratty, but dumber than Nerd. They're in the middle.

Alien: 17×3=51.

Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?

Alien: I'm kicking your ass.

Nerd: Ahh! Run away!

Ratty: Must get swole!

Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.

Ratty: 5. Need wilk!

Ratty: *lift weights.

Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.

Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.

Alien: *Modafinil wears off.

Alien: *Lifts weights.

Alien: I'm buff.

Ratty: I'm swole.

Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.

Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!

Nerd: *Getting stronger.

Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.

Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.

by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024