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Poopy Fingers (The legend)

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event known as The Gasparilla Parade. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....
The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.
Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!

Next Morning:
Kev: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
Kev: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
Kev: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
Next Morning:
RAK: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
RAK: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
by SLUStreetRunner September 25, 2011
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legend of turtle head

The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack
Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.
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Leauge of Legends player

A typically fat no lifer that tends to play genshin impact. Also never touches grass and gets no bitches
Hey, jimmy seems like such a leauge of legends player hes always on his phone and never pulls
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Raid Shadow Legends

A game that lies about sponsoring people and is an overall a bad game
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Piss Cutting Legend

1. A person and or being, group or association, whom drinking large volumes of alcoholic beverage.

2. A shearer or a Muleser who drinks many beers.

3. Often coincides with gentlemanly types who enjoy rugby union, polo, golf and cricket and getting "boozed" after the match.
"Those NSW Western Muleser's really can cut piss, they are piss cutting legends"

Those bum skinning, rugby playing, chick magnet gentleman can really drink, what a bunch of PCL's haha, or piss cutting legends.

Will: "Classic Custard" (while Custard drinks seventeen beers after bondi 10s in the marquee) "I'm a piss cutting legend Will."

"Those Muleser's were the last team to leave Woollahra 2, what a great bunch of piss cutting legends"
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