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craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
by Sexydimma January 21, 2012
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Craig

Its a word used by Friday it repersents
mom the cops is chasing me :mom WHAT YOU GOIN DO CRAIG I AINT HELPING YO SLOW ASS
by BankRollDyl March 12, 2022
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Blake craig

Dumb and gay will normally have a relationship with his math teacher
Your a Blake craig
by Babsbabbsbsn August 23, 2018
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craig

the most person you will meet.
they are kind and amazing.

a charming, (kind of a therapist...) exciting, everything.
dont gve up on them, they are valuable
girl: Craig is so nice! <3
by JJthebest June 24, 2022
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craiging it

A very vile sexual act with multiple stages. In the first stage you would need to acquire a fellow by the name of Craig(preferably a male). The second stage consists of wrapping both of your penises in bacon and then your would fuck him missionary while eating the bacon off his dick. Finally the third stage you will you will put your penis that is covered in bacon and put it in Craig's mouth. He would then choke on it till all the bacon has been eaten.
Elias: Yo caige wyd tonight
Caige: Not much i'll just be craiging it
by retardnigga83 July 24, 2025
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craig

a emo asshole that is white and also always hang with two short white boy that names start with a and t
hey t and a its me Craig loo at my black hair and by black eyes and finger nails
by turd999/1400/bc March 18, 2019
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Bristol Craig

Bristol is hot like really hot I’m talking like omfg she’s hot af
Shes hot she must be a bristol Craig
by Julian... May 11, 2022
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