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Brandon

Brandon is a very kind and loving guy he has lots of friends and is really tall and athletic He will do anything to keep his girl happy but once you get to know him you will realize that he is kinda of a dick and pretty fake
Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive

You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/
by Man I love chicken strips June 14, 2019
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Brandon

Just an ordinary savage.
A.k.a crazy motherfucker
Brandon is a savage
by Ffru re dc ht June 2, 2018
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Brandon

Oh Look Brandon ate another pizza pie in 3 seconds
by Hubert Cockroach April 3, 2019
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Brandon

Small Asian guy with hair longer than my dick.
Brandon is Brandon
by Small Dick Boi February 4, 2019
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Brandon

Synonym for a loser nobody likes

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.
Nobody likes Brandon, I don’t wanna be like Brandon
by Mr_Goosey February 7, 2022
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Brandon

He is a Brandon that likes to be Brandon
why you may ask

because He is Brandon
Because I'm Brandon
by NOJ BRANDON August 25, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips
Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better
by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019
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