In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.
That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.
by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021
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Your fetish with mini corn dogs has taken you down an interesting path on the California winter railroad.
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”
by Gannimal October 28, 2021
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I think that Lana Winters beat every other character of Sarah in American Horror Story.
Lana Winters deserved better!
Lana Winters deserved better!
by sarahsmybeloved July 25, 2021
Get the Lana Winters mug.(Aka Angelo Martinez, YOB 1994, Child preditor of Las Vegas) A man once found in your alley, smoking a vape with deformed teeth. But when given pitty and a little bit of care, this below average male transforms into a house roadent, addored by many and pitted by alot. Benieth the regualar Twitch streams of therealkreh and nonchalant demeanor and friendly comradery hides an unknown fact. Much like a shapeshifter. It may once again transform into a more dangerious being if left unoticed. He can become your regular friend, a mutual friend, or just the occational fellow you see at your game and card shops. Seemingly normal, with an unfortunate past of homelessness and struggle. A mother who didnt care, a foster system the failed, and a wrong time wrong place problem. In reality this man hides as a preditor pulling at all the heart strings you don't want to know arent true. Beath all that pittiful normalness hides the real preditor, Armando Martinez. A man of just 20 at the time, molesting a 14 year old girl, then being found guilty by the court and ordered probation and jail, but due to the reality of being nothing but a small weak man he ran. 6 years later He still preaches a fake story, but some have already found his true identity and his habits of grooming young children through role play online and if given the opportunity in life. As we know internet preditors still exist, but now they run under aliases and target the unsuspecting and naive.
by DailyTea July 25, 2021
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by 07082 August 27, 2021
Get the real nigga winter mug.Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
by Meep beep June 12, 2021
Get the one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter mug.The most wonderful boy you can ever meet. he is caring, loving, smart and handsome. He is the best friend a boy can have and the most amazing boyfriend a girl can have.The one that will be there for you all the time. The one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile just makes you a little happier. His eyes are as beautiful as a the ocean. He is great at sports and will try his best to make you happy.
by Winter Spring June 18, 2021
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