wet the willy

Another term for a quickie. Just to slip it in and back out and then be on your way.

Baby, I have such a busy day ahead of me. Can I just wet the willy before going into work?

by B-i-g-D July 12, 2016

Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016

A wild willy

A floppy dick that bryton Williams uses

Your such a wild willy

by Glerp a derp May 19, 2016

Filly willy

When youre shagging a guy from filbert village and they cannot get it up, due to the high amount of substances in their system (i.e. Drugs, alcohol).

"omg the guy from block e had such a filly willy"

by Bossman42068 December 2, 2020

Willy Man

A (non homophobic) term denoting a gay man who sexually harasses other men, either gay or straight. Most commonly by showing them his penis without consent, or coercing them into showing him their penis

News: John Barrowman has been arrested under suspicion of Sexual Assault on set. Other actors are calling him the ‘Willy Man’

by AutumnMoses September 5, 2021

Willy Tussle

When two or more boys handle each other's genital area. Can also be referred to masturbating and girls giving a hand job.

A) "Colin and I used to tussle each other's willies back in fourth grade on the play ground. Good times."
B) "I just tussled my willy so hard last night after my date with Sandra."
C) "Judy tussled my willy roughly last night after having sex."
D) "Boy I sure love to willy tussle!"

by Mr. Willy Tussle September 11, 2012

willy dosing

the act of being intoxicated while riding a scooter, preferably acid or weed

Did you see jack ripping that scooter yesterday? Nah he dropped tabs he was willy dosing.

by dylanschofield July 20, 2012