by maddymcannisalive April 6, 2019
Get the wife laughmug. souyas.real_.wifee is a Reality Shifter on tiktok with 743 followers as of now and overall is an amazing person. They are married to Souya Kawata (real) and and very funny!
by Clementine was here December 27, 2021
Get the souyas.real_.wifeemug. A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.
by Theoriginalvelcrowife July 1, 2016
Get the Velcro wifemug. The sexy lady got tricked into magaige not knowing that she was just a Greencard wife Aka keys to the U.S.A.
by Blackknight187 July 13, 2019
Get the greencard wifemug. Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.
Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019
Get the Wife Blockingmug. Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.
Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?
Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020
Get the hood wifemug. Aurora- beautiful gal that jimin loves so much. Jimin states that he will love to have a family with her even tho he is keeping the relationship away from the public because he is an idol. —note from jimin: Aurora, i love you!!❤️
by -the worlddd August 8, 2021
Get the jimins wifemug.