by MeatPiece August 4, 2024
Get the Knifemug. a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
by DunchThirty February 13, 2012
Get the knife coachmug. You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth
You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teethmug. Any fucker that can get out of any slippery situation, they just grease them selves up and just slip on out without getting stuck so they can continue with there buttery needs
by Shane Moto YT December 25, 2018
Get the Fucking butter knifemug. Stabby stab, dont run with it.
Alternatively,
If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed.
This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted.
Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again.
They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever.
They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute.
They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for.
Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks.
Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays.
How to take care of your Knife :
-give headpats
-feed their monster addiction
-hold them when they need it
-forhead kisses
-handle with care, they are precious
Alternatively,
If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed.
This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted.
Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again.
They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever.
They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute.
They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for.
Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks.
Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays.
How to take care of your Knife :
-give headpats
-feed their monster addiction
-hold them when they need it
-forhead kisses
-handle with care, they are precious
Knife is the sweetest person ever <3
by definitelynotkat November 22, 2021
Get the Knifemug. "I am going a date with this girl." says linda
"oh who with?" says eric
"this girl named eno she has knife kink." said linda in a moaning tone
"yes I hope you 2 get marryed!" said eric
"oh who with?" says eric
"this girl named eno she has knife kink." said linda in a moaning tone
"yes I hope you 2 get marryed!" said eric
by lucyisademon January 13, 2024
Get the knife kinkmug.