Welcome to Washington

1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.

1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"

by F.Underwood December 22, 2015

Downzel Washington

It is a statement that confirms your participation in a proposed activity

Origins of this phrase come from the expression of "being down to do something" and beloved actor Denzel Washington

Karen: "Hey Kevin, do you want to go to the mall?"
Kevin: "I'm downzel Washington"

by futurejudgefudge February 9, 2019

soggy washington

When your son is asleep and you roll a dollar bill around your dick, stick it in his mouth, then molest his hole with the wet dollar bill around your dick.

I gave my son a soggy washington last night. The pizza's great.

by James O'neil June 8, 2019

Washington CPAP

When you run a hose from the tail pipe of your car through a window and duct tape the end of the hose to your mouth while revving the engine to expedite the end of life process.

Rob must have been really fed up with everything to do a Washington CPAP.

by Keeefers February 19, 2025

Washington Borough

A small town in NJ where everything sucks but nobody gives a fuck. A magical land where the cops are the embodiment of police stereotypes, eating donuts by day and arresting the innocent by night meanwhile little juvenile fuckboys get to ruin the streets by blasting rap snortin' crack, mumbling on and on with their ghetto-grammar. Here in Washington Borough you live under the protection of the reverse batmen and the only way to not be locked up is if you commit crime. It is unbelievable how many times if witnessed the most goofy shoplifting sprees and still continue to see those people march into cvs, or how I always see teenagers puffing vapes outside the local youth center

"Oh boy, gotta love Washington Borough!! Sure can't wait to have the entire PD up my ass because I'm not a criminal!!"

by DiarrheaFartBall April 3, 2023

Kayden Washington

my gayass friend

Kayden Washington is a gayass who doesn’t like country music

by soggybreadtime January 6, 2023

California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington

The worst states. I’m sorry but they are bad. I’m a Cajun and have no use for these people.

(Don’t worry, there are lots of things out there in this world with Suck.)

California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington are full of morons

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 21, 2020