the vegas lawyers

A kick ass law criminal defense firm with crazy marketing.

Busted in Vegas? Call The Vegas Lawyers!

by Hi 5ive February 18, 2019

Blackout Vegas

When you get so drunk, all mentions of what happened the night before are sworn secrets to all parties involved.

Dude You puked all over yourself last night! Me: What happens in Blackout Vegas stays in Blackout Vegas

by SHUshut June 2, 2018

Vegas Rambler

When someone plans a spontaneous trip to Vegas specifically to preform anal sex for their first time on someone at random.

Josh: Hey bruh! We should get some of us together and go to Vegas!

Mike: Heck yeah! I’m in!

Random Guy: (interjects) I’ll go with you guys!!! I have always wanted to hoooo! And then While I’m there I can finally go f*** someone in the a**! I have never done that before. wouldn’t that be so cool to f*** someone in the a**!??
Josh: uh yeah… they call that the Vegas Rambler…

by Finn Guhrme August 15, 2022

sony Vegas pro

A editor that is useful and cost money and money and money and money makin

Sony Vegas Pro

by 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵:()( August 17, 2022

3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #FAG LAS VEGAS , NEVADA 89102

CENTER OF SCUMMING USING I SCUM

Where you learn some doctors are into PORNOGRAPHY FILM CASTING.

PLANES FLASH RED AND FLASH WHITE GOING LOWER

SIRIUSLY ROAD nearby as the MUSIC played where ANAL ALAN went to get a sandwich where they said " we need your full name , " butt wait all I want is a SUBMARINE SANDWICH at 3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #14 in LAS VEGAS, NEVADA 89102 but I notice where is THE RESTR00M , "WE DON'T HAVE ANY, " this is only the SUBWAY' BUS YAW N0.

So DR. JOFFE TEL AVIV ISRAEL well hate to tell you before 3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #FAG LAS VEGAS , NEVADA 89102 as the CIA but wait in ISRAEL it is called , " M0SSAD" AND AMD DR 0SS is ADVANCED MICR0 DEVICES has inside of it "THE IMM0RTALITY RULE" that is NEVER WR0NG.

At this ADDRESS there is an ALTERATION COMING PLANE DISASTER as SYARIKAT TAKAFUL is choosing which PLANE AND COUNTRY TO HIT and KILL EVERYONE but meanwhile as JACK SWEENEY tracks planes you better believe the best protection can be HAD in the FLIGHT PATH AND RADIUS BUT I SCUM tonight SHITEATING AND PISS DRINKING will soon rearrange this ADDRESS ....
3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #FAG LAS VEGAS , NEVADA 89102 ...SAVE Y0UR LIFE when you SENSE ..(3) 140 (N)AKED S(H)ITEATER EAT SHIT TUNc sout(H) valley view las vegas, (N)evada 1 9 33 = SCAT = SHIT CA(N) ASS(H)0LE THREE

by RECTAL INSIGHT August 29, 2022

Vegas pussy

It’s the sore pussy you fly home from Vegas with. You feel it when you walk and know that you got plowed so many times that you won’t be able to fuck again for at least a week.

She told her girlfriends they barely left the room the whole time and she coming home with some Vegas pussy!

by Veep April 28, 2022

Vegas

A person that is gay, a femboy, mentally disabled or someone who can't stop masterbaiting to anime girls. You would normally find them in multiple places like a orphanage, fatherless households or special education programs. People are still trying to find a Vegas who does match any of these characteristics and that there probably isn't.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen that kid from special ed".
Person 2: "You mean vegas, I think he's in that room".

by wanker6713 May 3, 2022