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Slumbering Turtle

Unlike a turtle head a 'slumbering turtle' is knowing that you have a poop coming on, but it is not yet as severe.
I've got a slumbering turtle right now, but I might want to get it out before it turns into a turtle head!
by El Guapo Muchacho September 14, 2016
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tempting the turtle

the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones knob, often in public.
1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".

2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.
by spongecarrotsaysmoo December 6, 2009
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Cheese Turtle

"Hey how's your cheese turtle problem doing?"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"
by SouLLesS April 26, 2015
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Loggerhead Turtle

The act of giving a blowjob in the ocean while the penis is completely submerged in water (usually just 3-4 sucks at a time between coming back up for air).
"Dude, take my advice: don't ask her for a Loggerhead Turtle when the waves are really big."
by Herbert Muffin September 11, 2015
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turtle nub

A short, fat, ugly and sweating male creeping at the late Thirsty Turtle in College Park, MD. This man must be all of the characteristics stated previously to qualify. And most importantly he must be SWEATING, and not sweaty.
OMG, that turtle nub was tryna grind up all on me, so I poured my drink on him.
by weeniekinz June 3, 2011
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turtle tussy

In the furry community turtle tussy means a femboy turtles genetalia
by sussyturtle December 10, 2022
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turtle buns

1.Something said to anger your teacher.
2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.
Teacher:"What is the answer..."
Child:"Turtle buns!!!"
by Zombie Ninja Warrior March 10, 2012
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