Being upset about something small for an extended period of time, or pathologically being perturbed. Similar to sassy pants and being salty.
by lorddrook January 20, 2020
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by A Salty Baguette January 25, 2017
by Howie 1 December 17, 2016
Russ: Wow, that cioppino was delicious.
Craig: I wish I had ordered it.
Russ: I’ll give you the next best thing, a Salty Russ!! Bend down.
Craig: Mmmmm!
Craig: I wish I had ordered it.
Russ: I’ll give you the next best thing, a Salty Russ!! Bend down.
Craig: Mmmmm!
by Kramalama April 27, 2023
Someone who’s 5ft tall with severe anger problem.
They are the ones to be the most cocky but at the end of the day they are the ones who remain quite.
They are the ones to be the most cocky but at the end of the day they are the ones who remain quite.
Just imagine a small kid (which is the salty midget) who talks behind each others back’s but are friendly in-person.
by MarkIsAlpha December 06, 2020