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Salty Straw

The white substance that comes out of a man’s pee hole after jerking it.
Hey dad, can I taste some of your salty straws?”
Fuck off Jason, I’m saving it for your brother.”
by Yeetus de fetus June 19, 2020
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salty scott

Oh man she tasted my salty Scott after soccer practice the other day.
by E1989 June 26, 2016
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Salty Lemon

The most delicious snack.
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.

To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!
Mary: "Hey, have you tried a salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"
by anonymous October 11, 2021
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salty roo

An Australian bloke who gets pissy when his commander is taken in a rally.
NAP Police, quit being such a salty Roo! It's not my fault you rallied me and lost. See salty bitch
by RiverSlayer December 12, 2016
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salty sarah

Why is she so salty???

Cause that’s salty Sarah
by Kokkokk October 14, 2017
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Salty midget

Someone who’s 5ft tall with severe anger problem.

They are the ones to be the most cocky but at the end of the day they are the ones who remain quite.
Just imagine a small kid (which is the salty midget) who talks behind each others back’s but are friendly in-person.
by MarkIsAlpha December 5, 2020
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Nice Salti

by Shit shit bag October 15, 2021
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