vag-tag

A vag-tag is a tattoo on woman's vagina. It is most commonly found on cheap porn stars, dumb models (therefore all models), and sad old clown hookers.

Man 1: I was about to totally wreck this cougar, but then I saw it.
Man 2: Saw what?
Man 1: HER VAG-TAG!

by Kellyrippa December 3, 2011

dusty vag

1) wiping your vag with dusty toilet paper
2) not having sex for an extended period of time

1) they made a toilet paper pyramid and it gave them all dusty vag when they left it for too long....
2) ew! she had such dusty vag. it was about time she got laid...

by blondegirl22 October 3, 2011

vag wars

Don’t look it up on YouTube

Meme:

“Woman: I’ll give you 100$ to watch vag wars

Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution

by Abradolf linkler April 25, 2022

blue vag

The intense achy feeling a girl gets in her vagina when she is extremely horny and needs to orgasm.

My hottie crush walked by and I instantly got blue vag.

by thekerriadventure May 4, 2014

vag crumbs

the little nubbins that appear after i bang out my girlfriend when i'm krunked.

yo, i woke up the other day to find vag crumbs all over the sheets. what the fuck!

by d frank December 24, 2007

Dad-Vag

A term used to describe a father who has ho balls, nor a penis as a matter of fact. A father who is spineless and have the tendency to pussy out of every conflict.

Guy 1: Hey bro, ask your dad if we can borough his car for the night.

Guy 2: Sure, but I don't think he'll let us.

Guy 1: Daaamn bro, your dad's such a dad-vag, he'll never let us do anything cool.

by DonKnalje November 5, 2011

vag curls

Weight training exercises that target the vaginal muscles in order to develop one or more of the following attributes: stamina, definition, strength, size. While exercises can differ, vag curls consist of a 'curling' motion, where the strength of the vaginal muscles are used.

Susie: So how was your date with Brad last night?
Stacy: It was so romantic! And after dinner when he was really giving it to me, he said he noticed a difference "down there". All those vag curls really paid off!

by DC Sarah December 28, 2008