The Zombie Leveling System (ZLS for the sake of this article) is an ingenius method of rating zombies and their abilities. To the masterful eye of a zombie conisseur, any zombie can be instantly rated. The further a zombie has decayed, the higher it's level is. However, the decay level of a zombie eventually reaches a peak, in which its abilities are taken into account. The ZLS has taken into account several zombie abilties. Low level zombies merely have the ability to eat you and stumble around, should you be dumb enough to run into them. However, as zombies get higher in level, they become more agile, and gain abilities like spontaneous combustion, spikes, and wings. A level 50 zombie, is the most feared. Despite how rotten his flesh is his decayed brain can merely think about you, and you will die.
by Terry Holloway July 12, 2006
Get the Zombie Leveling Systemmug. A system that recognizes people who have done something outrageous, something that society has frowned upon, something that is a little bit silly, etc.. The Tier system is as follows going from beast to... well... higher beings...
Beast
Super Beast
Ultra Beast
If this Beast somehow reaches beyond Ultra Beast (Which is pretty hard to be honest) then they can be deemed as the following...
Sexmaster
Legend
Immortal
God
Omnipotent Being
Of the 10th Dimension
(Open to more tiers depending on beastliness)
Beast
Super Beast
Ultra Beast
If this Beast somehow reaches beyond Ultra Beast (Which is pretty hard to be honest) then they can be deemed as the following...
Sexmaster
Legend
Immortal
God
Omnipotent Being
Of the 10th Dimension
(Open to more tiers depending on beastliness)
Examples for the Beast Tier System:
Ex. of Beast:
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing that black girl?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is a fucking beast.
Ex. of a Legend:
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing like 5 black girls at a time?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is a fucking legend
Ex. of a being Of the 10th Dimension
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing the Pope?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is Of the 10th Dimension.
Ex. of Beast:
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing that black girl?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is a fucking beast.
Ex. of a Legend:
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing like 5 black girls at a time?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is a fucking legend
Ex. of a being Of the 10th Dimension
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing the Pope?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is Of the 10th Dimension.
by Beast Handler October 10, 2017
Get the Beast Tier Systemmug. A way of thinking that begins with the conclusion and spends the rest of its time trying to find ways to justify the conclusion, rather than the other-way around.
During an interview with the Monty Python troupe in 1979, they professed that "Life of Brian" was a condemnation of closed systems of thought. Example: after Brian escapes from the Romans, he is followed by a group of people who mistakenly believe he is the Messiah based on the fact that he does not finish his statement and therefore is "mysterious" to them. When he tells them he is not the messiah, they claim that only the true messiah would deny this. That is where dogma comes in. In the early stages of their new religion, Brian's unlikely followers built their faith out fo whole-cloth. They recover a gourd that is briefly owned by Brian, proclaim that it is a holy artifact and begin to assign greater meaning and significance to it. Upon finding his shoe, a schism emerges among his new followers. They are instantly dedicated to the emerging dogma to the religion of Brian. They are so eager to believe in Brian as the messiah that they immediately begin fashioning the tenants of their faith; the dogma of their religion.
-- Dogma & Theology - Life of Brian | Renegade Cut
-- Dogma & Theology - Life of Brian | Renegade Cut
by The Logical Fallacy January 12, 2019
Get the closed systems of thoughtmug. An underrated ragdoll fighting roblox game with many veterans using baseball bat and if you won't train your skills quickly, there is a high chance you will get crushed by a veteran from ragdoll system test
a random guy : i keep dying in ragdoll system test, help me pls
a random veteran : no, do it with your friend instead
a random veteran : no, do it with your friend instead
by anonymous September 19, 2021
Get the ragdoll system testmug. by plutonium1887 January 21, 2022
Get the NYC Metro Systemmug. A system of satellites in low Earth orbit that, in conjunction with a receiver, can be used to determine one's location anywhere in the world with an accuracy of about 10 feet. Originally developed for US military use and deliberately scrambled to prevent other users from obtaining accuracy better than 150 feet, the scrambling was discontinued during the Clinton administration -- and the game of geocaching was founded the following day.
While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.
While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.
by The Original Kirbert July 31, 2013
Get the Global Positioning Systemmug. A shit system by Niantic used to give players a chance at catching Mewtwo in Pokémon Go. It’s a system based on layers of bullshit. You also need to be very lucky to be chosen to receive a pass. It also rewards casual players while giving the shaft to the most dedicated players. A pile of trash system in every conceivable way.
Samy did everything he could to understand the EX-raid system. He watched sadly though as all of his friends got an EX-raid pass while he was always left out.
by Samyanator April 22, 2018
Get the ex-raid systemmug.