A newer baseball definition/unrecorded stat popularized by Trevor Bauer, it describes getting extremely jammed on a pitch and not being able to finnish a swing
"Eric Sim got jammed on a high and inside fastball"
"Joe Kelly just threw a wicked 2seamer with a crap ton of run, couldnt help but get sworded"
"Joe Kelly just threw a wicked 2seamer with a crap ton of run, couldnt help but get sworded"
by Some random baseball guy February 19, 2024

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding
Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.
by Dane Miller July 16, 2018

by Reikoooooo September 3, 2025

The most powerful weapon ever made. Can kill a man with a single touch. Usually being wielded by origami masters and made out of paper (oblivious)
Also it can be a real sword wrapped in paper
Also it can be a real sword wrapped in paper
by O5-06 August 16, 2021

by Hobner August 22, 2024

Where 2 men grab their erect penises and hit them against each other, similar to how roman’s used to fight with swords back in the days.
by idonthaveananefoeme June 14, 2022

by leifs massive dick June 7, 2025
