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Sworded

A newer baseball definition/unrecorded stat popularized by Trevor Bauer, it describes getting extremely jammed on a pitch and not being able to finnish a swing
"Eric Sim got jammed on a high and inside fastball"
"Joe Kelly just threw a wicked 2seamer with a crap ton of run, couldnt help but get sworded"
by Some random baseball guy February 19, 2024
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pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding
Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.
by Dane Miller July 16, 2018
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Sword City

The birthplace and current habitat of all gay men. MLM(men love men)

The opposite of scissor city.
Gay Man: Hey, that’s a cute lesbian couple! Sending love from sword city!
by Reikoooooo September 3, 2025
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Paper sword

The most powerful weapon ever made. Can kill a man with a single touch. Usually being wielded by origami masters and made out of paper (oblivious)
Also it can be a real sword wrapped in paper
A: And how are you going to stop me?
B: I have a paper sword
A: shit
by O5-06 August 16, 2021
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3 Sword Style

the act of jerking off two guys, one in each hand, while sucking off a third guy.
Zoro had his mouth and hands full giving Luffy, Sanji, and Franky the 3 Sword Style!
by Hobner August 22, 2024
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special sword fight

Where 2 men grab their erect penises and hit them against each other, similar to how roman’s used to fight with swords back in the days.
Hey man, do you want to go to my room to have a special sword fight?
by idonthaveananefoeme June 14, 2022
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sword fights

Where you get two dicks and do a sword fight.
Yo you wanna have a couple sword fights with me?
by leifs massive dick June 7, 2025
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