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Pure Semen

When the song's production is so good that listening to it is as satisfying as busting a nut in your bitch.
"Bjork's 'Cocoon' is pure semen to my ears"
by j@mbo February 25, 2021
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Semen Nipple

A rare term used to describe a penis, generally that of a man.
Upon reaching climax the male species will ejaculate via the semen nipple.
by Frederick Roderick May 14, 2023
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Semenate

When you nut so hard your body castrates your dick and balls to protect itself.
Hey Tim! I just semenated, call My dad right now! Then call the god dam semen ambulance.
by Small pp equals big brain January 25, 2020
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Semen

If you eat too much peanut butter, yours will taste like peanuts.
Mom: Stop eating semen!

Me: Why?

Mom: Because I have to kiss you goodnight later!

Me: *Eats more semen*
by Dr: Mantits May 12, 2022
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semen jockey

Someone who enjoys the taste of the salty substance
Carol has been a real semen jockey lately

Andy is a huge semen jockey
by Hernan Hernandez February 8, 2017
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ninja semen

Semen that sneaks into the wrong hole
He had some ninja semen
by Sigmadino68 May 9, 2024
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thick creamy semen

liquid inside your ballsack or smthing idk im dumb asf

the place where billions of kids are located
Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
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