Breaded Pubes

When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.

Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!

Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.

by Garlic Head September 12, 2021

pube plug

When you shave your pubes in the shower or bath and they clog the drain, becoming a plug in itself.

Oh no, I made another pube plug again honey! Get the gloves out!

by Slothdan August 2, 2021

National pluck ur pubes day

National pluck ur pubes day August 6 is a day where everybody plucks their pubes and their friends pubes.

“Yo Jack have you plucked your pubes yet it’s National pluck ur pubes day. Wanna help me pluck mine?”

by Pube suckers 69 August 4, 2021

hairy pubes

a forest

my hairy pubes is like a forest down there

by bumbbb August 7, 2021

Fanta pubes

An Australian slang for red heads, where people assume their pubes are the colour of the Fanta drink, therefore- Fanta pubes

“I went down on this red head and she had Fanta pubes”

by BlueBird40 August 26, 2022

blonde pube

HE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR 8 YEARS HELP US FIND HIM XXXXXUWB

HELP I LOST MY PUBES

BLONDE PUBE

by paula the best August 31, 2022

clear pubes

vicky’s pubes

Vicky got clear pubes y’all.

by anonymous November 12, 2022