ass mop

One who's extremely annoying and has no social life whatsoever. One who's extremely irritating and talentless and has a reputation for being a thot.

Felicia: Why you gotta be such a bitch sometimes?
Felicity: Why you gotta be a milleniul ass mop?

by americanrain November 24, 2014

Missouri Mop Bucket

When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.

When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.

by akaRakxm October 2, 2023

Dry mopping

The art of ejaculating on a mate and essentially “mopping” it up with your testicles

She was so kinky, so I finished her off by dry mopping her.

by Atheist.christian March 11, 2018

Mopped the floor

´´mopped the floor´´ is a word used mainly in the ballroom scene and the queer community. It means that someone did something so insane/great during (mainly) a performance.

´´YESS BITCH YOU MOPPED THE FLOOR´´

by Stormy LaBeija April 20, 2023

Mop

Used to clean your mistakes

War lord: do you mind mopping up Cesar?

by knowinghei1324 March 29, 2021

Mop

Mop means nothing. You can use it in replacement for
"Skibidi" and all generation alpha words.

Bro you MOPPED that 😭

by unfunnyhahahahaha July 3, 2024

local mop bucket

Where all the kewl kids hang at the KKK (Kewl Kids Klub)

Daddy Dave, the cunt: Are you coming out tonight?
Sexy Steve: Yeah, I'll meet you at the local mop bucket sweetheart Dave McGurdeyson ;)
Daddy Dave, the cunt: Ohayeeeeee see ya there baby
Both: White power, the cunt.

by DaddyDarecareKennedy, the cunt January 13, 2018