Football Cockney

A Cockney football hooligans or Cockney racist scum

I saw a Football Cockney stubbling out of a pub the other day

by Joycey September 14, 2006

Hike the Football

v: when one is masturbating on the toilet, once one is about to finish, they stand up, bend over real fast and finish in the toilet, similar to a football player snapping the football

Billy: If you’re that bored, just go hike the football!

Paul: It’s too late, the play was already run!

by The Zachilles February 28, 2018

Football-app

This mythical beast, similar the dragon and griffin, has its origins from traditional mythology and believed by some to be real creatures

'the football-app, its real... i diggle you not!'

by welshy1984 May 6, 2010

football turrets

The yelling of random profanity while commenting on a football game. Commonly used when one's favorite team messes up a simple play.

Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.

by Tvland3458 April 3, 2016

football beer

Any beer that is advertised during a football game, ie, mass produced American swill.

Get me a nice microbrew, I'm tired of football beer!

by Call_Me_Red April 23, 2011

football fielder

A person who looks good from a distance (such as 100 yards) but up close they are downright ugly.

"Look at him he is cute"
"Wait until we get closer he might be a football fielder"

by knowwhatimean January 30, 2010

screaming football

A big screaming virgin shows their Viginity by loving football and evolving their life around football

Oh he’s a propper screaming footballer

by .. July 7, 2019