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Dropping the Sausage

Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.

Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.
Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.
by glittergirlgill February 21, 2011
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Dropping The Menu

Realizing, after the fact, that your trip to the bathroom resulted in many different forms of feces (floater, sinker, sandy ship wreck, anaconda, fro-yo, play-doh, oil spill,etc.)
I should have known that eating that entire bag of cheeseburgers would result in me dropping the menu the next day.
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dropped the baby

dropped the baby: a bowel movement that is so large that it feels as if you have given birth through your anus
Damn, I dropped the baby. I don't think I will ever be able to fart again.
by TooSick4U April 22, 2014
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dropped the sausage

Turning the man off, bye bye boner
Dude she totally dropped the sausage last night
by Home girl A May 22, 2016
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When your girlfriend is sick or drunk and throws up cum on her mom
What happened to your girl last night she got drunk so I took her home and she dropped the kids with grandmas when she walked in the door. True shit
by suckit227 April 11, 2017
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dropped the yogurt

The result of standing up too soon after receiving a cream pie.
Cassy was in a hurry to get to the bathroom and clean up, but unfortunately she dropped the yogurt halfway there.
by polecatjoe June 7, 2017
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dropping the shades

Flexing on everyone while not trying, being a dope ass lightskin with the particular name "Joel"
Damn he's really dropping the shades on that hoe
by Lilkove July 8, 2017
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