A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.
Stanley: May the force be with you
Stanley: May the force be with you
by bestofud October 1, 2012

Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.
by The Conjurer July 1, 2019

by Goblin Mom August 30, 2023

by Delcapslock September 19, 2017

by kevinjanko March 10, 2020

The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.
"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."
by MacInbush June 19, 2016

A game played by guys where they keep and orange in their dirty laundry for several months then sees who can successfully offer it to a girl
by Get reked February 1, 2018
