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Taint Sword

A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.

Stanley: May the force be with you
by bestofud October 1, 2012
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Taint Lashing

When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.
Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.
by The Conjurer July 1, 2019
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Taint Salad

The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day
It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad
by Goblin Mom August 30, 2023
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taint booger

Little rolled up balls of shit and paper stuck in the taint hair. Like a willknot or a clingon.
Man those burritos, took an hour to comb out the taint boogers.
by Delcapslock September 19, 2017
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Taint trail

The oozing jizz that drips out of your girl’s vaj after you cream pie her!
Dude, that was a big load, you see that dripping down her taint trail?
by kevinjanko March 10, 2020
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taint roast

The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.
"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."
by MacInbush June 19, 2016
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tainted orange

A game played by guys where they keep and orange in their dirty laundry for several months then sees who can successfully offer it to a girl
I got Sam to eat a tainted orange
by Get reked February 1, 2018
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