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Estonian shower

A shower and bath combo. First, you take a normal warm bath. When you are ready, start draining the water but do not get out. Turn the shower on to it’s coldest, most frigid setting and remaining laying down in the tub. If you can survive after the water completely drains or 3 repeats of “Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against The Machine, you have successfully taken an Estonian shower.
Nothing wakes you up like a double espresso and an Estonian Shower
by KRJaffaOneOneNine2 February 2, 2018
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red shower

When someone cut their wrists (and optionally, their throat) before backflipping off the roof, hence creating a red shower for everyone standing below.
Did you visit Sam's red shower yesterday?
Yes lmao it was quite refreshing in this hot weather
by satan is my sugar daddy April 9, 2021
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jew shower

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and forcefully holding over another persons mouth and nose.
Tommy Jew showered me earlier and I thought I was going to blackout.
by Caucasian Asian October 13, 2015
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Shower Baseball

A game that's played in a team shower after a game or practice that consists of one person throwing a bar of soap, and someone else trying to hit it with their dick, similar to how a baseball is hit with a bat.
Person 1: "Hey man wanna play shower baseball after the game?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by JackGoff1592102 February 3, 2020
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Shower fapper

Someone who takes multiple, abnormally long showers every day to hide that he/she masturbates.
"Why is jack allways in the shower?
"Oh, he's just a shower fapper"
by dis_is_spoorder_man September 22, 2016
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Shower Jacker

A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).
-Simon is a shower jacker!
-Yuck, thanks for putting that image in my mind you fuck!
by Halevi May 20, 2016
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Birthday Shower

When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer
“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
by Sorrydino April 15, 2019
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