Jon

a fucking legend, a boss and the sex God, will fuck your crush and your girl, your sister and more he will also make you cry

RABDOM ASS DUDE:hey Jon
JON:kakapupu

by still_sour November 24, 2021

Jon Rep

A "Jon Rep" is a variation press for the flat bench press, the "Jon Rep" is similar to the flat bench press in that an individual retains proper bench form, however, the range of motion is halved. By halving the rep an individual is completing a "Jon Rep" and by doing so is slowly becoming both intolerable to dairy and increasing the probability of obesity. The "Jon Rep" is named after famous influencer Jon Wierenga who is known for his collaboration with GymShark as an upcoming body-positive lifter who spreads the message that the gym is more about complaining about injuries than performing actual hard work.

Hey, Look at that fat cripple! "far out!" he's hitting an iconic Jon Rep, holy! he's nearly benching his body weight!

by bowiesolomangmail January 3, 2023

Mojave Jon

An American who's white ass ain't afraid of the beasts or the out world of unreality. Straight up descendant of the outlaws of the old west. Hard to look at without crying.

That guy looks like he could peel an apple with his eyes. Looks like Mojave Jon.

by Mo-Danglin May 20, 2014

Being a Jon

A person who uses there laziness as an excuse for being selfish.

Being a Jon:
Billy won't come to my birthday party because he's lazy but i know it's because I live far from him and it's inconvenient for him. Billy is being such a Jon.

by sammyflakes June 11, 2016

jon-esque

douche bag who comes back into you’re life when he realizes he doesn’t affect you anymore

I haven’t talked to him in a while and he just dm’d me. Very jon-esque of him

by snevelyn January 19, 2019

That’s a Jon thing

A “that’s a Jon thing” refers to something Jon would do or say.

*sees rusted out truck* “yeah that’s mint”

(That is a Jon thing)

*shoot a sissy liberal* (that’s a Jon thing)

*Sees someone with hella cake* (that’s a Jon thing)

by Hahahaha hahah August 13, 2025

Jon

Someone that typically relies on other to carry him to victory.

That warzone player is a Jon

by Dth562 September 13, 2020