by JeanxLisa October 1, 2021

Worst couple that could ever happen if your name is one of these and you like the other name or something like that then i feel truly sorry for you gabby is a gentle girl who doesn't care most of the time and Blake is usually a kid who plays sports and is a simp sometimes and doesn't really care about feelings
person 1: Did you hear of that garbage couple Gabby And Blake
person 2: Yeah im pretty sure Blake doesn't even like her
person 2: Yeah im pretty sure Blake doesn't even like her
by atzzzkollf September 14, 2020

a dude with a big shlong and a massive dong, he will make your dreams come true at sight. marry this man as soon as you see him baby girl. and btw uncle ron here
by Elizabeth Cassar July 21, 2020

A Blake is a 6 foot plus man that will have sex with a mango if the opportunity is present. and has a phobia Quad Xl Giga niggas he also likes to stick he’s pp In to flaming hot coals and likes candle wax on he’s gooch. His best friend is a gnome from narnia, he listens to Michael Jackson’s sex tape with his son blanket to fall asleep at night
#IFuckedBillCilnton
#AndTheMonStarsFromSpaceJam
#real
#TheQuadXLGigaNiggaTouchedMe
#ILikedIt
#IFuckedBillCilnton
#AndTheMonStarsFromSpaceJam
#real
#TheQuadXLGigaNiggaTouchedMe
#ILikedIt
by QuadXLGigaNigga November 27, 2022

Hi Blake! My brain does not feel good. Going to either stab children and/or drone strike politicians.
Hym "Because they are so fucking worthless. They are literally just repeating 'We don't have a king! We have values!" And it's like, 1. You don't get a say in whether or not you have a king. 2. The president of the Jews killed so many children that he ran out of ammunition and then you paid him billions of dollars AND GAVE HIM MORE AMMUNITION 3. You can't filibuster a drone strike so I guess just start drone striking politicians every 3 hours until the pay me for the AI they both stole and gave to Israel to commit a genocide. POLITICIAN GENOCIDE! WOOOOOO!!! Biden lied to everyone about working tirelessly for a ceasefire. Politicians are lying about everything and they need their rights restricted immediately. Bye Blake!"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2025

by andyrooooo March 29, 2017

Blake is a horrible guy who cheats on every girl he dates. He never thinks about others and is selfish. No one can stand to be around blake and often want to leave a room when he enters.
Friend: Hey can I rant?
Other friend: sure
Friend: My boyfriend cheated on me
Other friend: Oh no! His name must be Blake!
Other friend: sure
Friend: My boyfriend cheated on me
Other friend: Oh no! His name must be Blake!
by Dre Rose March 13, 2019
