Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 3, 2025

Seahorse Couple

noun

1. A romantic couple that is comprised of a transgender man, and a transgender woman; a transgender heterosexual relationship.

"If two people are in a heterosexual relationship, and the man gets pregnant, those two people are a seahorse couple."

"I'm In a heterosexual relationship, but I can get my boyfriend pregnant! We're a seahorse couple!"

by nightmareblush June 9, 2025

National couples day

Something that lonley people post on snap chat stories no matter the day as a means of hoping some loser comments on it

"It's national couples day who ever sends red heart wants to spend it with you"

by Mr Vinzon December 10, 2022

couples therapy

the thing me and max now have to go to every week.

maxwell: damn i wish i could go to that baby shower but i got couples therapy with kaz
valsrei: damn

by KazTheLesbian December 11, 2022

fag couple

A couple of fags.

"you guys are a couple of fags, oh wait! I meant fag couple"

by TheUncutPimp January 9, 2023

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

Power Couple

An unstoppable couple with an unf*ckwithable energy. Able to transcend challenge, inner turmoil, and resistance with grace and ease, because individually and together they've been through hell and back. Able to overcome obstacles, offer compassion, and know when it's time to go to war and take charge.

I mean, if Emily and Jason Sissneros aren't a power couple, I don't know who is.

by RubyRiotCreatives July 9, 2023