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Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It's that time of the month. Once you have sufficiently cream pied her bloody box she dismounts and leaves a healthy serving of fanny jam and man cream on your nuts. She then begins to suck your nuts while you piss on her.
Phil & Karen snuck away from their vineyard tour so that Phil could give Karen a Devonshire Tea.
by Kelly2357 July 22, 2022
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tea af

When the gossip is extra juicy. But make sure to say tea then wait a second and say AF
Ashley: did you hear who Brian is hooking up with?
Tasha: WHO???
Ashley: Brooke!
Tasha: tea AF
by taylorgang__ September 8, 2018
mugGet the tea afmug.

spollen tea

Large amounts of gossip being told at one time. It is different than "spill the tea" as spill is a light drip whereas spollen is a large amount of tea (gossip) being told.
Rhea had some spollen tea to share with Isabella
by swiggityswagger November 20, 2018
mugGet the spollen teamug.

Bully of Tea

Bully of Tea: OI! Gimme yer bo'oh'o'woh'oh!
Other person: No way, you Bully of Tea!
by O' Chungus October 31, 2022
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chode tea

The act of steeping tea adding some chode butter to it for the added flavor.
Hey Buddy how was that chode tea. It was great it had a nutty buttery flavor to it.
by Weezy76 October 5, 2017
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bitch tea

--Girl 1: I brought some bitch tea!
--Girl 2: Spill it sis!
--Girl 1: So I saw... *insert juicy gossip*
by cqnniie September 20, 2020
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Tea Charmer

A man so insecure he will subject his partner to abuse and gaslighting. Eg Lewis McKenna from Derby.
by Heavydongle January 14, 2023
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