The Zombie Leveling System (ZLS for the sake of this article) is an ingenius method of rating zombies and their abilities. To the masterful eye of a zombie conisseur, any zombie can be instantly rated. The further a zombie has decayed, the higher it's level is. However, the decay level of a zombie eventually reaches a peak, in which its abilities are taken into account. The ZLS has taken into account several zombie abilties. Low level zombies merely have the ability to eat you and stumble around, should you be dumb enough to run into them. However, as zombies get higher in level, they become more agile, and gain abilities like spontaneous combustion, spikes, and wings. A level 50 zombie, is the most feared. Despite how rotten his flesh is his decayed brain can merely think about you, and you will die.
by Terry Holloway July 12, 2006
Get the Zombie Leveling Systemmug. A shit system by Niantic used to give players a chance at catching Mewtwo in Pokémon Go. It’s a system based on layers of bullshit. You also need to be very lucky to be chosen to receive a pass. It also rewards casual players while giving the shaft to the most dedicated players. A pile of trash system in every conceivable way.
Samy did everything he could to understand the EX-raid system. He watched sadly though as all of his friends got an EX-raid pass while he was always left out.
by Samyanator April 22, 2018
Get the ex-raid systemmug. a public warning system revolving around the fucking scary ass set of 3 tones you hear followed by a completely robotic text to speech voice or an overhyped radio announcer that is usually completely unintelligible or distorted to the point where it sounds like static. also used for presidential addresses during national emergencies.
“that fucking emergency alert system message last night scared me”
“yeah san diego has been getting tons of them recently”
“why”
“the fuck would i know i’m not the one issuing the alerts”
“yeah san diego has been getting tons of them recently”
“why”
“the fuck would i know i’m not the one issuing the alerts”
by fuck you ea September 18, 2023
Get the Emergency Alert Systemmug. Technoquantum Body System, also shortened as TQBS, is a technoquantumist technological concept that seeks to the improvement of human body by technoquantumism, it seeks to gradually evolve the human body systems into a technoquantum body system where it’s all based on technoquantum technologies and that uses of the ideas of technoquantumism and of quantum mechanics and technoquantum properties to work as well. Technoquantum Body System differs from classical transhumanist body systems on the sense that they do not need of the removal of the biological body parts, but some kind of “transmutation” and “evolution” into a pure quantum system that would lead into a technoquantum body system, the technoquantum body system would have the same functions of a classical transhumanist body system, but the person would still be able to he spiritual and have their bioextraphysical functions and the person wouldn’t need to take away their biological parts, but evolve into a technoquantum one without their removal. Technoquantum Body System differs from Quantum Body System on the sense it has technologies included on it, while the classical quantum body one is just on the pure quantum form. The Technoquantum Body System is still a hypothetical idea and it might take a lot of time and money until be full developed.
“The Technoquantum Body System, despite being necessary to take a lot of time and money to be developed, it is still far better than classical transhumanism and it might be a solution for the spiritual and bioextraphysical problems of classical transhumanism, and even a evolution of classical transhumanism into something else.”
by Full Monteirism June 12, 2021
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