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Storm the gate

To disregard all logic and do something crazy as fuck

Derived from the medieval tactic used by armies when attacking enemy castles
Person 1: IDK that might kill ya bru
Person 2:Fuck that shit! Storm the gate
by indigoproxy March 19, 2019
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coconut storm

a storm that produces coconuts
seek shelter there is a coconut storm outside
by SpeedOfDoom July 10, 2024
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Storm Shopper

The person or persons who will hit you with their cart if you don't move out of the way, have no emotion, and likely hate their lives to the point they have to act like a douchebag in a grocery shopping center by relentlessly walking through people or peoples.

Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.
I was walking down the aisle trying to find my Kambucha tea when an obese Storm Shopper walked through the aisle with this puss face and nearly hit my ankle with their cart just so they could get the last Twinkie box.
by SwagKungola November 26, 2018
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badussy queef storm

when you finished having intercourse and the woman queefs, the male farts and they have a fan on the roof therefore making a tornado of the terrible smells
oh we just made a badussy queef storm babe!
by jqbdd December 30, 2024
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storm curtain

Slang term for a female condom, due to it being a curtain between a storm of male semen and the whom.
Fatty: Yo baby I aint wearing no condom because my doctor dun say i cant make babys in July.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
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DANIEL STORM

DONT MATTER IF HES DAN UZI OR DANIEL STORM HES IS A LOVELY AWESOME PERSON AND HE IS THE GOAT AND HE ALWAYS KEEPS TIGHT HES BACK FASHO AND A GOATED RO WRESTLER IF I WAS DANIEL STORM I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY
DANIEL STORM IS A FUCKING GOAT
by DANIEL STORM November 25, 2021
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Storm Johnson

The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.
"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
by PapaCommish October 11, 2014
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