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Stacey McDooger

1. A fictitious character frequently the subject of stories or jokes.
2. A name used to conceal the identity of a real person; often used to aid in impressions of ambiguity and secrecy, or to use comic relief in diffusing private/awkward situations.
3. A scapegoat in any applicable situation, whether as an alter ego or imaginary friend.

notes: can either be stated in a casual, fleeting inflection or a degrading, mocking tone.
"Who was that on the phone?"
"Stacey McDooger."

"Who ate that last piece of cake?!!"
"Stacey McDooger."
by smcdoog May 18, 2009
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Stache burn

This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.
Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.

Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?

I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.
by Sass sha J May 15, 2010
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Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
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Stache Tagging

When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.
Froggy went a courting I went a stache tagging.
by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012
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Saccharite

Noun

This word is used to describe people who attempt to claim the moral high ground, usually with the purpose of looking good in other peoples eyes, with or without actual sincerity is irrelevant as the purpose of acting so is for egotistical/social purposes.

Often used by internet and IRL white knights or attention whores to gain popularity/ego stroking, used when an opportunity presents itself to put someone down.

Saccharite comments are usually emotionally exploitative and entirely unnecessary to the intent of discussion.
Saccharite comments in the writers experience, tend to be the result of a lack of knowledge of the context or information, a derogatory expression of mount stupid.

The word is derived from saccharin, a type of artificial sweetener that's bad for you in large quantities.
Someone posts what seems to be a picture of a soldier who had suffered headsplosion.
"looks like he'll never get ahead in life"

"oh, that's so sick, don't you know about how many grieving mothers and...(rant) you should feel ashamed!"

(more people going into the shame game/sucking commenters dick)

"it's a movie prop I've been working on, stop being a saccharite."
by cantcornerthedorner February 19, 2013
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stachee

Man with a mustache
Check out the stachees buying wax.
by Stachee1 December 3, 2013
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Saccharinivore

An animal that only eats sugar.
No, that is not a carnivore. It is a rare species of saccharinivore.
by wowjj May 11, 2014
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