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jump squat

A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.
Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!
by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! December 21, 2015
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Squat

Brad: “ahaha you got curved
Joey: “fucking squat before you catch these hands
by ShitIDontKnow January 23, 2018
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widdly squat

Female method of watering the lemon tree.
Madge was so pissed last night that she had to cop a widdly squat on my dads lemon tree.
by Mr Dribble July 25, 2023
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cranberry squat

When you squat during your period, and it starts to leak.
'Rebecca.. do you have a Tampon? During Yoga I might've had a Cranberry Squat'
by TheNooter69 September 16, 2018
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squat apple

When you do a squat and shit yourself, that shirt is a squat apple
I heard that Taegen made a squat Apple in gym last week.
by Alexis Reid May 22, 2017
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Gabe- Pop a squat

It means to poop
by Popasquatmeanstopoop January 15, 2021
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Ball squat

WHEN YOU SQUAT DOWN AND AN SHIT OUT YOUR BALLS
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ball squat
by Apolloiscreatorfballsquat March 19, 2022
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