by Blek02 June 17, 2022

When you cum in the ass and after you pull out they blow fart the cum back on you sticking to whatever it lands on first.
by Mind Ninja 14 August 4, 2020

Truely the best character ever written in the history of science-fiction and superhuman topic.
Originated from Steve Ditko and Stan Lee. Different iterations of his origin story have been portrayed in the area of cinematography, the most notable being the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Spider-Man is a character that is pure at heart and realizes that with great power there must also come great responsibility. He never gives up even with a struggle of his home and superhero life. Will always get up when he is knocked down constantly. Tries to help everyone to the best of his ability, but grows anxious when there is at least 1 person who was not saved.
Originated from Steve Ditko and Stan Lee. Different iterations of his origin story have been portrayed in the area of cinematography, the most notable being the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Spider-Man is a character that is pure at heart and realizes that with great power there must also come great responsibility. He never gives up even with a struggle of his home and superhero life. Will always get up when he is knocked down constantly. Tries to help everyone to the best of his ability, but grows anxious when there is at least 1 person who was not saved.
by ToesThatTwinkle June 10, 2019

What a crush leaves in your brain, as though s/he is a spider who spindled a web around your thoughts.
"I can't stop thinking about what Brandon said to me the other day! And I keep imagining the way he smelled. He totally left me with mind spiders."
"That girl Trina from the club? Her ass is on loop in my head. Girl gave me a bad case of mind spiders."
"That girl Trina from the club? Her ass is on loop in my head. Girl gave me a bad case of mind spiders."
by LTL December 26, 2012

Guy 1 the genius: Hey look a Spider cat!
Guy 2 the idiot: Whats a Spider cat?
Guy 1 the genius: A Spider cat is a cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws
Guy 2 the idiot: I won't remember that
Guy 2 the idiot: Whats a Spider cat?
Guy 1 the genius: A Spider cat is a cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws
Guy 2 the idiot: I won't remember that
by Weird definitions January 18, 2022

by <:3)~ MOUSE January 7, 2017
