hair sniffer

An accusation configured for a man who has done nothing unscrupulous and who happens to be capable of snatching the Presidency from the Moron in Chief.

That Joe Biden is a real bad hair sniffer.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

Crotch Sniffers

Group of men that frequent the area of a certain person because she is a complete whore and they are hoping she will open her legs (and she usually does) "sniffing her crotch" These people have no lives and put the crotch before work, wives and other important obligations.

Those boys in the warehouse were at her desk again where they don't belong just being crotch sniffers.

by Boo Bitch February 6, 2008

sniff

1.) to take a quick breath through the nose.

2.) to take a quick sample.

Hey, bro can I get a sniff of my money?

by Joe M. July 31, 2004

bum sniffer

1. A person who sniff bums.
2. A term that can be used in name calling.

Hey...out of my way ya bum sniffer.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

penis sniffer

A term of insult to claim that someone sniffs penises. Better used towards males.

"John you're such a freaking penis sniffer!"

by dei June 18, 2006

cunt sniffer

one who is a lesbien who sniffes of the cunt

Rossie O'donnel is a cunt sniffer

by jisko August 4, 2007

snife

a knife used to cut families.

I'm gonna cut your family, with a big snife!

by bread infection November 22, 2009