shitty barista

A word used to rip on any person who has annoyed you, pissed you off, ect. Technically a barista (from the Italian for "bartender") is a person who is coffee-house employee, but in the vulgar world we live in these days anybody can be called a "shitty barista" for no apparent reason in most cases. This word is from the movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Austin asked out the girl that Jared liked
Jared said "Austin, you knew I liked her! Why do you always have to be a shitty barista?

by buttfuckdyourgf May 17, 2010

shitty seconds

Originated from the phrase "sloppy seconds". Shitty seconds is the act of taking a shit in the same toilet within a couple minutes after someone else whether the first shitter flushed the toilet or not. The bathroom still smells like shit from the previous shitter and the toilet seat is already warmed up for you. Sometimes, if you are lucky enough, you will even find left over pubic hairs from the previous shitter as an added bonus.

Vuhgena (as she's leaving the bathroom), "Aww okay I'm done."

Antwan, "Damnit I hate shitty seconds! The toilet seat is all warm and it feels weird! I thought girls can't poop!? I mean it smells like shit in here and she got pubic hair everywhere! OMFG is that a used tampon on the floor??"

Dick, "Hurry up Antwan! Shitty thirds are gonna suck!"

by tag0693 August 14, 2011

shitty piece of ass

josh cribbs

"damn that girl is josh cribbs in this bitch, you can do better than that"

josh cribbs being the word definted as shitty piece of ass

by browniebailey January 9, 2012

shitty deal

when someones luck goes down the shitter you say: shitty deal

drew: man that guy just took my girl
me: shitty deal

by frogsack July 11, 2012

shitty hands

An insult often used to tell someone that their hands are dirty like and they should get them off you

"Get your shitty hands off of me."

by ThePandaBrain March 4, 2016

shitty shane

Where some one named shane eats his own shit

My name is shitty shane i eat my shit

by B1045y February 16, 2017

Shitty Friends

Friends that are all types of shit, in all shitty ways.

Got nothing for my birthday, I got Shitty Friends.

by Koko Kool May 17, 2017