sam 

sam is just a super amazing guy that loves webcomics and steven universe. you love to talk to sam because you have a load of stuff in common and he says just a really great dude. he also got you into homestuck

sam was showing me his art earlier and i was shocked at how fast he can improve

sam by owowowo August 13, 2018

Sam 

A wanker

Oh he is a real sam

Sam by °°°°°°=°°°°°°°°° August 17, 2018

Sam 

A fit boy who all the girls swoon over, he tends to have an overly large penis and he gets all the girls. He is a babe magnet and is very popular with the chicks.

You know Sam? He’s such a fitty

Sam by fitlad123 August 28, 2018

Sam 

Not really special just a person.
Has no clue what to do at all.
Pretty standard person.

person 1: "oh hi sam."
Sam: "hey."
person 1: "what's up?"
Sam: "i don't know really."

Sam by lilboibabby September 4, 2018

Sam 

Sam is the most amazing person you will ever meet. His mind boggling eyes and smile makes you forget about all your problems in a split second. However, he is always there for you anytime you need help. He is someone you can easily fall for but only has one girl on his mind. He is the most understand, kind, oddly hilarious even with his extremely nerdy personality, and caring individual. If you’re lucky enough to have him he’ll give you a reason to fall in love with him every day, even if it’s just a smile.

God I’m in love with Sam.

Sam by Jimmybrianthebear September 15, 2018

Sam 

(Make)Sam is a handsome guy with beautiful eyes who can be the kindest person you may ever meet. He cares about everyone he meets and gets along great with anyone new. He likes to comfort the people who may be more shy around people and who may not want to be social. Sam is the type of guy who will invite you to party with the group or sit next to you if you’re all alone. Sam is very nice and a Sam would make a great boyfriend. If you happen to run into a comforting Sam, don’t let him go and make sure you become best friends with him. You might not get to see a Sam like him again.

Doris: who is that guy who is sitting with that lonely person?
Joel: Oh, that’s Sam
Doris: he seems so kind and friendly

Sam by The Cat Of The Century September 16, 2018

Sam 

(Make)Sam is a handsome guy who can be the kindest person you may ever meet. He cares about everyone he meets and gets along great with anyone new. He likes to comfort the people who may be more shy around people and who may not want to be social. Sam is the type of guy who will invite you to party with the group or sit next to you if you’re all alone. Sam will help you out even when you don’t ask him to. He has a very handsome smile that makes you return his smile. Sam is very nice and a Sam would make a great boyfriend. Don’t let a Sam go because you would love to have him as a best friend or more. You might not meet another guy like Sam.

Doris: who is that guy who is being so friendly to that lonely person?
Joel: oh, that’s Sam, he’s very kind
Doris: he seems like a good friend!

Sam by The Cat Of The Century September 16, 2018