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Russian Strangler

Form of male masturbation, where the male puts his arm around the back of his leg and grabs his cock, and 'kicks' with his leg in order to move the arm to jack himself off.
a) Night guys, Im going to get out the family album and have a wank, my arm is a bit sore, so I might go with the Russian Strangler tonight.

b) Oy Sexton, check out this totally sweet new masturbating position I discovered, Im calling it the Russian Strangler
by D'pablo Luvmesexy Hardcastle August 17, 2010
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retarded stranger

First off, this term cannot apply to those who are ambidextrous. This is when a stranger is given using the non-prominant hand.
Instead of his normal angry masterbation Joe mixed it up a little bit by giving himself a retarded stranger to pictures of women crying while eating pop-tarts.
by Duff McGee December 4, 2005
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Stringer

A men's tank top that accentuates aesthetics by showing the chest, back, and traps. Stringers have a thin straps on top and a small back portion. These tanks are popular with bodybuilders and meatheads.
Dude, she was totally mirin your gainz in that new stringer.

All of my clothes are stringers. I guess I'm too aesthetic for regular clothes.
by Vantius April 20, 2017
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Perfect Strangers

A kickass song by Deep Purple. I can't get it out of my head. See www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwoTaisFMIE
A strand of silver, hanging through the sky
Touching more than you see
The voice of ages in your mind
Is aching
With the dead of the night
Precious life
Your tears are lost in falling rain

And if you hear me talking on the wind
You've got to understand
We must remain
Perfect strangers
by my new favorite song May 4, 2009
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stranged

Dude, I got stranged with that girl from the club last night.
by makingupwordsiswhatIdo February 26, 2011
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stranger danger

The old man who lurks behind computers convincing teenagers on the internet that he's only 27 and plays guitar. Also used to describe height advantages in prison.
"Man, I wish I had a strangerdanger."

"Mom, a strangerdanger tried to hit on me today :("
by Nis January 13, 2005
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Welcome Stranger

The welcome stranger is a less known form of "anal sex." It incorporates an erect penis stealthily slipping into ones anus without the recipient realising until it's too late. If the receiver does not wish to partake in covert affairs, the welcome stranger then becomes "rape" or more specifically, "anal rape." However, when the recipient does wish to take park in this odd activity, he or she yells "Welcome Stranger!" Or in French, where the position was invented, "Bienvenue!" This lets the initiator know that he may proceed without trouble.
"Well there's a move I never thought possible. The welcome stranger. I won't be able to sit down for days!"

"Arghhh! My dick!!! Never underestimate a butt plug!!!"

"Oooohh, that was stealthy. I haven't had any action for a while, mayswell take what I can get. Welcome Stranger! Welcome Stranger!"
by Gary the goat October 19, 2014
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