Vedder Speak

A deeply poetic language spoken by an ancient 1990's showman. It sounds exactly like how you would thought plaid would sound.

"REEE UHH..RAMMAHAMMALINGLONG.
MOTHERHUBBARDSDINGDONG! Ooh..yea!"

Oh, Vedder Speak. Such a poetic language. Never change.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

Speak Now

The best Taylor Swift album that Taylor Swift has ever released, argue with a wall.

1: "Speak Now is the worst album"
2: "Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did"

by urbandictionary.comlol November 27, 2023

Let Speak

a phrase commonly used which means to let out or disclose something. sometimes for information that one would rather not say or does not want to disclose.
to ask someone "whats wrong" in attempt to get them to tell you.

sometimes mistaken for "let's speak" which is entirely different.

e.g. 1-
girl: im not in a good mood at the moment,
guy: let speak!
girl: well today i was.........

e.g. 2-
i feel so much better that i 'let speak' today........

by no mafucker gets my name May 3, 2006

Speaking It Into Existence

When someone talks about something bad happening before it has actually occurred, thusly welcoming it to happen or in this case, speaking it into existence.

Jack: I’ve never been close to getting in a car accident.

Steve: Oh fuck, now you’ve spoke it into existence, something bad is bound to happen now. You should never be the guy that likes speaking it into existence.

by Nigga Jew 69 July 6, 2022

If Logic Speaks

it means the boundaries and morals of oneself should be set and not crossed; respected.

B: So what happened to that person you were talking to? I thought you liked them?
A: If logic speaks, they shouldn’t be bothering me anymore. I liked them too but they didn’t respect me or make anything makes sense for me.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 30, 2022

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

Otis Speak

When you speak normal English but make it a lot more complicated then it needs to be

Person 1: So my mom told me to come home cause she has stuff she needs me to do so I have to go home to do the stuff
Person 2: bro why speakin Otis Speak?

by Dylde23 October 12, 2021