Seal

sea potato

Look at that seal!

by SovietSpy April 4, 2022

Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz

Trying to get into a relationship with a woman despite having little to no social skills whatsoever.

Friend 1: see that girl over there, ima try to talk to her
Friend 2: idk man, Goodluck
"Freind 1 walks to girl
Friend 3: what is he doing?
Friend 2: bro that Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz
Friend 3: wtf?

by Arboreal Muslim April 23, 2023

Quan Seal

A mid to late life aged mexican american horse with lots of time. It can also be a fourth year old uncle who is DEFINITELY NOT a drug dealer.

"Hey, thats my boi! Quan Seal!"

by EmElleYT June 16, 2018

Seal

A fat big round thing that you get to slap •it’s stomach• to fée the fat chub ones of this happy animal that can be turned into an anime girl for som reason

“Hey did you see that seal?”

by Chubby seal April 21, 2022

The Death Seal

Li thank god the death seal

unliminal message

The death seal is like a way out

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

Seal Pedophile

A term used to describe Delronan by Duckie and Phen on Geoquestia's DC Server

Phen: @Delronan Pedo
Delronan: no
Phen: Seal Pedophile

by Delronammk October 24, 2020

Navy SEAL Starter Kit

Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.

*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit

Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.

by Thinman529k March 30, 2025