Wuhan Revenge

When you know who gave you Covid the first time so you purposely bump into them when you get it again.

I'm going into work on Monday to give my boss the old Wuhan Revenge.

by Snitty85 September 22, 2023

better than revenge

The mood you get when another girl steals your man in the most shameless way possible, forget when Taylor Swift said "Don't pit women against each other", nah girl, ask yourself for a while "What would Taylor Fetus have said?", exactly...
Unpopular opinion: "Better than revenge (Taylor's version)" lyrics' change lacks anger, I need the rage!!

TS: She is such a slut, I hate her!!!
Producers: But Taylor you can't say that, how else would you say it?
TS: I got it... *she's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress... whoooaAAAaaaaAAaa ...she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress WHOOOaaAAAaaaaa!!!*
Producers: Awesome, we begin recording "Better than revenge" in 3, 2, 1...

by shushushushhhha January 15, 2024

revenge friend

When your boyfriend/girlfriend keeps their phone locked all the time but won’t tell you why. So you lock you own phone and get your own friend out of revenge.

“Who are you texting right now? Is it serious? “No it’s just my revenge friend.”

by BlueCurry31773 December 3, 2021

The Kraken’s Revenge

The Kraken’s Revenge is when you’re taking a shit and the cold water splashes back up into your asshole.

Person 1: How was your shit?
Person 2: Not good, the Kraken’s Revenge saw to that.

by Confetti17 January 3, 2020